Lady Gaga’s Mom And Dad Open Italian Restaurant In New York

If you’re planning on scoring a table at Lady Gaga’s parents’ new Italian restaurant on the Upper West Side, Joanne Trattoria, we suggest getting in line now. While the culinary collaboration between Mr. and Mrs. Germanotta and Oprah Winfrey’s former personal chef Art Smith begins taking reservations next month, we have a feeling that getting a seat at the Grandmother and Grandfather Monster’s establishment is going to be quite a chore. Since Joanne’s menu is not yet available online, we can only speculate that entrees will include: MTV VMAs Beef Dress Tartar, Spaghetti With Monster Meatballs and Papa-pappardelle. More »